The House Mover's Tale

Over the last couple of months there have been extensive gas pipeworks in Bilborough, with metre-deep holes being dug by workmen in the pavement to get access to supply pipes. These holes are surrounded by temporary barriers to keep the public from falling in. Come the evening, come the prowling darrens who knock them down. Nice one, boys - if you're lucky someone will fall into a hole in the dark and injure themselves, so you can then congratulate yourself on having made a difference to someone's life. Dimwits.